Laloo traveling by his car

One day Laloo was traveling by his car.

He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet camebeforethe car. The driver

couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.

At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called thedriver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahtahoon. Usko dhundke lao".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back aftersome time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck andlots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised. He asked,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye,aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! Baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident. Hearing itthey were rejoiced, put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for sometime and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bola?"

The driver replied:
"Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon, maine suaar kebachhe ko mar dala hai......... ."