COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi!
Girl-to fir rehne do....!!

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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher :
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi."
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
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Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.
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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?


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