WHY ...? WHY..? WHY..?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal
injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it
be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to
commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Can you cry under water?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
bigger suitcases ?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called
a hearing?