Masti @ India

dil na milte to.....

2007-06-14T22:31:00.001+05:30

dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehtibaat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehtishukriya tera,tere aanese ronak to badhinahi to yeh mehfil yeh raat aduri rehtitune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasunahi to aankho ki barsaat adhuri rehti

Management lesson

2007-06-14T22:23:00.000+05:30

Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up toher and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let mescrew you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she

Kabir on IT

2007-06-14T22:19:00.000+05:30

Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoyeAuron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoyeKabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo

HEIGHT OF Misunderstanding

2007-06-14T22:16:00.001+05:30

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around hisneck:"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can'ttell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energybecause the electricity bill has not been paid." Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? ""Yes...

Letter from Sardarni to her son

2007-06-08T23:22:00.000+05:30

My dear Jagjit,I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for

The 1st Kiss

2007-06-04T21:44:00.001+05:30

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinnerwith her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces toher boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make lovefor the first time.* * * * * * * * *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takesa trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacistit's his first

Nice Incident

2007-06-04T21:43:00.001+05:30

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend thenight with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before heleaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but hewill have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling thepayment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that thewhole event was not worth

Wonderful definitions

2007-06-04T21:27:00.000+05:30

Wonderful definitions of designations at office .1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.5) Marketing Manager is a person who

Facts

2007-05-19T11:25:00.000+05:30

The queen of England does not have the right to vote in any British election. The queen of England has two birthdays. The Queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day. The raised reflective dots in the middle of highways are called BottsThe rapid rate of expansion of gas is what gives steam its power. One volume of water, at normal atmospheric pressure and at the

Dogs Vs Cats

2007-05-16T22:04:00.000+05:30

11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats

Yoga vs whisky: Who wins?

2007-05-13T23:22:00.000+05:30

Yoga vs Whisky Pic 1: it takes years of practice to do this asana. Pic2: it takes only 6 pegs of whiskey to do the above asana.

Innovation

2007-05-13T23:19:00.000+05:30

The Cricket bat, ball & stumps are not going to be waste.... New Implementation of those in a productive manner....

How Dare you....

2007-05-13T23:17:00.000+05:30

One day= , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her sk= irt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back a= nd unzipped her skirt a little.She still could not reach the step.Embarrassed, she reached

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup News

2007-05-08T18:20:00.000+05:30

India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone * Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board.... and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago * Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the

Laloo traveling by his car

2007-05-08T18:14:00.000+05:30

One day Laloo was traveling by his car.He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet camebeforethe car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called thedriver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahtahoon. Usko dhundke lao". At his

It's Performance, Not Position that Counts

2007-05-08T18:12:00.000+05:30

Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?"The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York .Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take

Umpire giving bad decisions

2007-04-29T23:24:00.000+05:30

Ossie approached the umpire after a series of bad decisions. "If I called you a stupid bastard who didn't know the first thing about the rules of football, what would you do?", he said."I'd report you and you'd be fined", replied the umpire."What if I didn't say it and I just thought it?", said Ossie."Well, there's nothing I can do about that.""O.K.", said Ossie, "we'll just leave it at that."

Man worried about small penis size

2007-04-29T23:21:00.000+05:30

A young man went to the psychiatrist complaining that he was getting married and he was worried about the small size of his penis. The psychiatrist advised him to go and stay on a dairy farm, and every morning, dip his penis in milk and get is sucked by a calf. Some time later, the young man met the psychiatrist in the street."How's the marriage going?", asked the psychiatrist."I never got

wings for the future.....

2007-04-28T09:21:00.000+05:30

“zindagi ki asli udaan abhi baake hai....waqt ka imtehaan abhi baaki hai....abhi toh naapi hai mutthi bhar zameen .. .aage pura asma baaki hai...”

Interesting

2007-04-28T09:20:00.000+05:30

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccablydressed in a very expensive suit

Job Offer

2007-04-25T22:50:00.000+05:30

Sleeping in the barn

2007-04-23T23:01:00.001+05:30

A Jew, an Indian and a Frenchman were travelling across Texas when their car broke down. They knocked on a farmers' door and asked for accommodation for the night. "I can only put up two", said the farmer, "one will have to sleep in the barn," said the Jew."I will sleep in the barn", said the Jew.Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There's a pig in the barn", said the Jew, "I

Sex tourist in Bangkok

2007-04-23T22:58:00.000+05:30

The young tourist was exploring the Red Light district of Bangkok and thought we would try one of the well known Parlours. "Sory", said the Madam "there are no girls available tonight."Disappointed, he returned to leave."Wait!", said the Madam, "we do have a beautiful young female pig available, and she's very popular with many of our clients. I can guarantee you'll enjoy it.""Why not!" he

Life in hell

2007-04-21T21:35:00.001+05:30

A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice." So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, he

wishes

2007-04-21T10:19:00.000+05:30

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is

Ek baat..Dil ki

2007-04-20T17:42:00.000+05:30

“Ek rat khuda ne pucha ,tu dosti mein itna kyo khoya hai,tab dil se awaz aae,doston ne hee di hain khushiyan sari ,warna pyar karke to dil humesha roya hai.”

Lateral Thinking abilities --- Think !

2007-04-17T17:29:00.000+05:30

Hi Everyone.... HEY SO U THINK U R SMART ...eh........ If you are good in lateral thinking, then you can be a good strategic thinker or..... be a part of Think Tank. Here is an interesting quiz to test your Lateral Thinking abilities --- Think ! 1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building

Hillbilly Vasectomy

2007-04-15T22:55:00.000+05:30

After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but

Shitty Santa

2007-04-14T00:19:00.000+05:30

Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.He says, "Hey, you shit your pants?"Santa says, "No."He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Banta stops his horse and turns around.He then says, "Are you sure you did

365 days of sex

2007-04-14T00:15:00.000+05:30

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 4 times the sheets were clean7 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be asleep22 times you had a headache17

After shameful defeat of team India

2007-04-14T00:14:00.000+05:30

The team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms. Dravid could not resist for too long being in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!" Surprised for having been caught he

Shipwrecked man on an island

2007-04-14T00:12:00.000+05:30

A man was shipwrecked on an isolated island with nobody for company except his faithful dog. Life was getting monotonous until one day he spotted a sheep on the other side of the island.Slowly approaching the sheep, he managed to get it into position and was about to mount it when suddenly his dog gave out a frantic bark and he had to give up the idea. A second and subsequent attempts by the man

Street bike stunt

2007-04-12T23:11:00.000+05:30

Bike Stunt

2007-04-12T23:10:00.000+05:30

Tanhai

2007-04-12T23:05:00.000+05:30

tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhaikisi tute hue patte se pucho kya hoti hai judaiyun bewafai ka ilzam na de zalimiss waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi

Santa's Logic

2007-04-12T22:50:00.000+05:30

May I know the time please?!

2007-04-12T22:48:00.000+05:30

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you thetime. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you willask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible.

Great One

2007-04-12T22:44:00.000+05:30

January to decembersunday to saturdayAm to PmMy feelings for u have never changed…….u….R….always….a HEADACHE to me !!!! When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei'll take u an eye specialist !! If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?Ans : the days after marriage During Marriage ceremony why is the

Tunnel

2007-04-12T22:42:00.000+05:30

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed throughthe mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sitexcept for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and hergrandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and theyoung programmer are interested in each other, because they are givingeach other looks. Soon the train passes into a

Sachin's son and wife talking

2007-04-11T23:43:00.000+05:30

Sachin's son: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.Sachin's wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga.

celina jaitley

2007-04-11T22:23:00.000+05:30

Betting

2007-04-11T22:17:00.000+05:30

Chief priest looking for suitable successor

2007-04-11T22:15:00.000+05:30

The old chief priest in the remote monastery was sickly and dying, and the time had come for him to choose among the other priests, the one most suitable to succeed him.He called all of them togehter one day and announced that he had devised an ingenious plan to determine the holiest among them. He then gave out to each of the priests a small drum and asked that they tied it around their waists.

4 height of funnies

2007-04-11T22:13:00.000+05:30

Height of poverty: Wife Stiching husband's condoms. Height of Innocence: a Girl applying clearsil 2 her nipples thinking they are pimples. Height of ambition : An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape. Height Of Patience: a guy is standing in a queue to fuck his own wife

Indian history

2007-04-11T22:12:00.000+05:30

Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings: The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female

Three guys in Saudi Arabia

2007-04-11T22:11:00.000+05:30

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The Shakespeare

2007-04-09T22:48:00.000+05:30

Friendship and love

2007-04-09T22:46:00.000+05:30

Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]

2007-04-09T22:45:00.000+05:30

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe ), He

Know UR Life Partner's Name

2007-04-09T22:38:00.000+05:30

A secret to know your life partner's name. It is100% correct. People who are already married can obtain that experience by going through this number based system to know your life partner. But please give full concentration while going through this step bcoz it is a question of your life and future. So, leave your work for sometime and give time to your life partner.FOLLOWING IS THE

Two guys caught for smoking dope

2007-04-08T11:47:00.000+05:30

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys

Santa Again

2007-04-08T11:43:00.000+05:30

10 things you didn't know about sex

2007-04-08T11:42:00.000+05:30

1. The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse. 2. Humans aren't the only horny members of the animal kingdom doing it just for fun. Dolphins and a type of chimpanzee called the bonobo have also been observed engaging in sexual activity when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles. 3. While

In the hospital

2007-04-08T11:39:00.000+05:30

Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." I'll connect you

Exercise

2007-04-08T11:37:00.000+05:30

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000/month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent

Use of mind

2007-04-05T23:20:00.000+05:30

An IMPOSSIBLE wish!

2007-04-05T23:14:00.000+05:30

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind

Filmy Dialogues in Software Industry

2007-04-05T22:53:00.000+05:30

(Fully Filmy)SHOLAYKitne bugs the, Sambha??Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer... !!!Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!Gabbar se keh do.....Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diyahai......... ........Release kab hai....kab hai release?? >Yeh chutti hamein de de PM..........

Birth Certificate

2007-04-04T23:01:00.000+05:30

Banta's leave application

2007-04-04T22:40:00.000+05:30

Dear Boss,I could not come to the office today because of an unfortunate accident happened last night when I fell on a Coca-Cola crate. The medical report indicates that I cannot walk and sit for a few days and that it will take time to be in shape again.Please find in the attachment, Copy of my X-ray taken last night.Thanks!Yours truly,BantaScroll down for X-ray>>>>.........................

FROM THE BOOK OF MAHABHARATA

2007-04-04T22:37:00.000+05:30

There are two forces: fate and human effort - All human depend on and are bound by these, there is nothing else.

A MUST READ STORY!!

2007-04-04T22:35:00.000+05:30

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she had to wait for hours, she decided to buy a book and to spend her time. She bought a packet of cookies too. She sat down on a armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies was kept, a man sat down, opened his magazine and started reading.

Employee Resignation

2007-04-03T23:57:00.000+05:30

Poetic ResignationThe name is good, the brand is bigBut the work I do is that of a pigThe work or the brand; what is my way?I don't know if I should stay.To work, they have set their own wayNobody will care to hear what I sayMy will be NULL, they wont change their wayI don't know if I should stay.The project is in a critical stageBut to do good work, this is the ageThis dilemma is killing me day

Pulsar Modified

2007-04-03T23:49:00.000+05:30

Old lady granted three wishes

2007-04-03T23:12:00.002+05:30

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes."Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really, really rich." ***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, "Gee, I guess I wouldn't mind

Couple on honeymoon

2007-04-03T23:12:00.001+05:30

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter

Sisters of Mercy

2007-04-03T23:05:00.000+05:30

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 5 Miles and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives

A true story

2007-04-01T21:39:00.001+05:30

The following scene took place on a British Airways flight betweenJohannesburg and London.This is a true story.A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man.Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess."Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked."You obviously do not see it then?" she responded."You placed me next to a Black man.I do not agree to sit next to

A Coffee Cup

2007-04-01T21:35:00.001+05:30

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling

What is love?

2007-04-01T21:31:00.001+05:30

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheatfield and choose the biggest wheat and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn backto pick."The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw another bigger one... but

Email id's of cricketers

2007-04-01T21:23:00.000+05:30

1.LAXMAN:available@home-only.com2.GANGULY:nowdays@no_use.com3.KUMBLE:only@test_match.com4.SACHIN:admitted@hospital.com5.KAIF:good@for_nothing.com6.SEHWAG:consistently@out_of_form.com7.DRAVID:stick@crease_like_fevicol.com8.PATHAN:takewickets@only_with_keyna.com9. GREG CHAPPELLonly_experiment@noresult.com10. Munaf Patelonly_line&length@nospeed.com11.Harbhajan Singhno_spinpitch@nowicket.com12.

Thought of the day

2007-04-01T21:21:00.000+05:30

CONFIDENCEOnce, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.That's ConfidenceTRUSTTrust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs......because he knows you will catch him.That's TrustHOPEEvery night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

By all Means... MARRY!

2007-04-01T21:20:00.000+05:30

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.DavidBissonetteWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.Sacha GuitryAfter marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Hemant JoshiBy all means marry. If you get a good wife,

This is How INDIAN farmers are......

2007-04-01T21:15:00.000+05:30

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural area. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."The old farmer replied. "This is my

Three mice in a bar

2007-03-22T22:26:00.000+05:30

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press

Indian history

2007-03-22T22:22:00.000+05:30

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female

Chinese torture test

2007-03-20T23:21:00.001+05:30

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what he could forage and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can't see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the

Different father

2007-03-20T23:13:00.001+05:30

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever

Construction worker needing a handsaw

2007-03-20T23:10:00.000+05:30

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his

Three dogs in the vets waiting room

2007-03-20T23:09:00.003+05:30

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my

The Complains of the Penis!

2007-03-20T23:03:00.000+05:30

An awesome contribution sent in by JS for which he has got a free Rapidshare premium account:I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends or holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.I

Heaven sent

2007-03-20T23:01:00.000+05:30

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a

Man making love to dead woman

2007-03-20T22:57:00.000+05:30

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia -- making love to a dead woman.The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:#1. It's none of your damn business;#2. She was my wife; and.....#3. I

Moral

2007-03-15T23:12:00.000+05:30

The best relation ever is between two eyes,"they blink together,move together,cry together,see together and sleep together".STILL they never see dirrectly each other.But when they see a girl, one will blink and aonther will not.Moral of the story: Girl can break any kind of relationships....

LALU PRASAD YADAV in GOA

2007-03-15T22:59:00.000+05:30

Corporate Strategy!!

2007-03-11T12:53:00.000+05:30

Thought of the day

2007-03-11T12:51:00.000+05:30

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice