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jokes, News, Thoughts, Fashion, Filmi, Sports, life style......Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger192125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-3803283222797125012007-06-14T22:31:00.001+05:302007-06-14T22:31:46.811+05:30dil na milte to.....dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehtibaat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehtishukriya tera,tere aanese ronak to badhinahi to yeh mehfil yeh raat aduri rehtitune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasunahi to aankho ki barsaat adhuri rehtiUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-80554794294517722492007-06-14T22:23:00.000+05:302007-06-14T22:24:11.424+05:30Management lesson Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up toher and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let mescrew you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-47975965871930210412007-06-14T22:19:00.000+05:302007-06-14T22:20:02.909+05:30Kabir on ITKabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoyeAuron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoyeKabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu payeBalihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-60206023895710406202007-06-14T22:16:00.001+05:302007-06-14T22:16:59.796+05:30HEIGHT OF MisunderstandingMr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around hisneck:"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can'ttell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energybecause the electricity bill has not been paid." Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? ""Yes...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-23879659295542124822007-06-08T23:22:00.000+05:302007-06-08T23:24:09.110+05:30Letter from Sardarni to her sonMy dear Jagjit,I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-11037180173833299142007-06-04T21:44:00.001+05:302007-06-04T21:44:45.981+05:30The 1st KissA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinnerwith her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces toher boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make lovefor the first time.* * * * * * * * *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takesa trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacistit's his firstUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-76736387272584589652007-06-04T21:43:00.001+05:302007-06-04T21:43:47.487+05:30Nice IncidentA married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend thenight with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before heleaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but hewill have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling thepayment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that thewhole event was not worth Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-62912615399403978792007-06-04T21:27:00.000+05:302007-06-04T21:35:06.868+05:30Wonderful definitionsWonderful definitions of designations at office .1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.5) Marketing Manager is a person who Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-10104437817677666382007-05-19T11:25:00.000+05:302007-05-19T11:26:13.144+05:30FactsThe queen of England does not have the right to vote in any British election. The queen of England has two birthdays. The Queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day. The raised reflective dots in the middle of highways are called BottsThe rapid rate of expansion of gas is what gives steam its power. One volume of water, at normal atmospheric pressure and at the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-82222637811859983502007-05-16T22:04:00.000+05:302007-05-16T22:05:29.225+05:30Dogs Vs Cats11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. CatsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-21172196377987859052007-05-13T23:22:00.000+05:302007-05-13T23:24:31.618+05:30Yoga vs whisky: Who wins?Yoga vs Whisky Pic 1: it takes years of practice to do this asana. Pic2: it takes only 6 pegs of whiskey to do the above asana. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-2676438063258911042007-05-13T23:19:00.000+05:302007-05-13T23:20:56.659+05:30InnovationThe Cricket bat, ball & stumps are not going to be waste.... New Implementation of those in a productive manner....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-36401582289096079142007-05-13T23:17:00.000+05:302007-05-13T23:18:43.117+05:30How Dare you....One day= , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her sk= irt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back a= nd unzipped her skirt a little.She still could not reach the step.Embarrassed, she reached Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-47011037279637505222007-05-08T18:20:00.000+05:302007-05-08T18:21:22.742+05:30Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup NewsIndia failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone * Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board.... and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago * Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-37915513515333567962007-05-08T18:14:00.000+05:302007-05-08T18:19:55.477+05:30Laloo traveling by his carOne day Laloo was traveling by his car.He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet camebeforethe car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident.At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called thedriver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahtahoon. Usko dhundke lao". At his Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-60133035991557727182007-05-08T18:12:00.000+05:302007-05-08T18:14:51.886+05:30It's Performance, Not Position that CountsPriest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?"The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York .Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-12243130351687778562007-04-29T23:24:00.000+05:302007-04-29T23:35:38.113+05:30Umpire giving bad decisionsOssie approached the umpire after a series of bad decisions. "If I called you a stupid bastard who didn't know the first thing about the rules of football, what would you do?", he said."I'd report you and you'd be fined", replied the umpire."What if I didn't say it and I just thought it?", said Ossie."Well, there's nothing I can do about that.""O.K.", said Ossie, "we'll just leave it at that."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-86391072429859991272007-04-29T23:21:00.000+05:302007-04-29T23:22:32.340+05:30Man worried about small penis sizeA young man went to the psychiatrist complaining that he was getting married and he was worried about the small size of his penis. The psychiatrist advised him to go and stay on a dairy farm, and every morning, dip his penis in milk and get is sucked by a calf. Some time later, the young man met the psychiatrist in the street."How's the marriage going?", asked the psychiatrist."I never got Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-8099452378035362692007-04-28T09:21:00.000+05:302007-04-28T09:23:51.038+05:30wings for the future..... “zindagi ki asli udaan abhi baake hai....waqt ka imtehaan abhi baaki hai....abhi toh naapi hai mutthi bhar zameen .. .aage pura asma baaki hai...”Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-83834885115591307102007-04-28T09:20:00.000+05:302007-04-28T09:24:06.584+05:30InterestingA young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccablydressed in a very expensive suitUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-29683412390208016842007-04-25T22:50:00.000+05:302007-04-25T22:57:52.475+05:30Job OfferUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-31086317320639052612007-04-23T23:01:00.001+05:302007-04-23T23:01:32.766+05:30Sleeping in the barnA Jew, an Indian and a Frenchman were travelling across Texas when their car broke down. They knocked on a farmers' door and asked for accommodation for the night. "I can only put up two", said the farmer, "one will have to sleep in the barn," said the Jew."I will sleep in the barn", said the Jew.Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There's a pig in the barn", said the Jew, "I Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-53725959751064392642007-04-23T22:58:00.000+05:302007-04-23T22:59:46.872+05:30Sex tourist in BangkokThe young tourist was exploring the Red Light district of Bangkok and thought we would try one of the well known Parlours. "Sory", said the Madam "there are no girls available tonight."Disappointed, he returned to leave."Wait!", said the Madam, "we do have a beautiful young female pig available, and she's very popular with many of our clients. I can guarantee you'll enjoy it.""Why not!" he Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-48533291357087028222007-04-21T21:35:00.001+05:302007-04-21T21:35:49.230+05:30Life in hellA rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors. But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice." So, the man opened the first door and saw a room full of people, standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Not very nice, heUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36405390.post-77246376348087611922007-04-21T10:19:00.000+05:302007-04-21T10:22:10.580+05:30wishesOne day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0